What TV stars would make in real life
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Christina Applegate, who plays Samantha on "Samantha Who?" would make approximately $145, 051.
The guys from HBO's comedy series "Entourage" have it pretty good.
Lounging by the pool every day, buying (and selling) movies,
last-minute trips to Vegas, driving luxury cars, private jets with
Kanye West to Cannes, France ... no big deal.
What I'd like to
know is how do they afford it? Last I checked, Vincent Chase, whose
character is an up-and-coming actor, was making a good chunk of money;
but he's also spending a lot.
He's paying his half-brother,
Emmy-nominated Johnny "Drama" to be his personal chef and trainer; he
finances E's career as his manager; and as for Turtle ... well, he
spends whatever money he has on illegal substances.
So how do they do it? Easy -- they're fictional characters. In real-life, money doesn't grow on
rees like it seems to on Hollywood Boulevard.
Would our
favorite characters' lavish lifestyles make it in on the other side of
the TV screen? Here's a look at what some of this year's Emmy-nominated
TV characters would make in the real world:
Dexter Morgan, "Dexter" -- Forensics expert
Real-life median salary: $47,680, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics.
Dexter (Michael C. Hall) only uses his job as a forensic blood spatter
analyst as a cover for his night-time job -- as a serial killer who
kills bad guys. Even though he earns a decent amount, we're pretty sure
money is not his top priority -- it's getting rid of the bad guys.
Samantha Newly, "Samantha Who?" -- Vice president, real estate firm
Real-life median salary: $145, 051, according to CBSalary.com.
The "old" Samantha (Christina Applegate) was only concerned about
money, cars and designer clothes, which her six-figure salary
supported. But "new" Samantha has far different interests, which
include becoming a better person while living -- for free -- at mom and
dad's. Whichever lifestyle she continues, it's likely it won't break
her bank account.
Don Draper, "Mad Men" -- Creative director, advertising agency
Real-life median salary: $41,379, according to CBSalary.com.
As a successful businessman in the 1960s, Don (Jon Hamm) would probably
make less than today's median salary. Despite that, he certainly made
enough to cover the expenses of his "picture-perfect" lifestyle --
featuring cigarettes and liquor, a wife and two kids, and his
extramarital affairs.
Olive Snook, "Pushing Daisies" -- Waitress
Real-life median salary: $15,850, according to the BLS.
Presumably Olive (Kristin Chenowith) doesn't rake in much additional
money from tips from her services at The Pie Hole, the
financially-failing restaurant where she works. Something tells us
she's not in it for the money -- she just wants to be near Ned, head
pie maker and apple of her eye.
Alan Harper, "Two and a Half Men" -- Chiropractor
Real-life median salary: $65,890, according to the BLS.
That salary combined with free room-and-board at his brother's house on
the beach, Alan (Jon Cryer) is probably doing just fine supporting
himself and his son. What we can't figure out is why his brother
Charlie (Charlie Scheen), a mediocre jingle writer, is the one with the
Oceanside villa and not Alan, the well-to-do chiropractor.
Olivia Benson, "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" -- Detective, special victims unit
Real-life median salary: $58, 260, according to the BLS.
Olivia's (Mariska Hargitay) salary as a detective in the SVU leaves a
little room for personal luxury -- if she ever chooses to put herself
before her job and indulge in herself a little.
Walt White, "Breaking Bad" -- High school chemistry teacher
Real-life median salary: $49, 420, according to the BLS.
Walt's (Bryan Cranston) salary as a high school chemistry teacher isn't
quite enough to pay for his chemotherapy treatments; good thing he's
got a drug-dealing gig on the side that brings in enough to foot his
hospital bills -- and then some.
Dr. Gina Toll, "In Treatment" -- Psychotherapist
Real-life median salary: $180,000 for a psychiatrist, according to the BLS.
"A penny for your thoughts," is an understatement for Gina (Dianne
Wiest). Even though she's technically retired from her position as a
therapist, based on this salary, she probably secured a nice nest egg
and doesn't need to charge her only client, Paul.
Ned, "Pushing Daisies" -- Head pie maker, general manager
Real-life median salary: $21,241, according CBSalary.com.
Ned (Lee Pace) probably makes a little more than this as the owner of
his restaurant, which is near broke. To pad his pockets in the
meantime, Ned helps a private investigator bring murder victims back
from the dead to gather details to solve their murders, collecting
reward money in the end. That should be enough to buy pie ingredients
for a lifetime.
Christine Campbell, "The New Adventures of Old Christine" -- Owner, women's gym
Real-life median salary: $55,201 for a health and fitness supervisor, according to CBSalary.com.
As the owner of a women's gym, Christine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) probably
makes upward of this listed salary. Whatever it is, it's certainly
enough to fund her text message costs for her weekly votes to "American
Idol."
